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Thursday, October 22, 2009

Healthy Hedgehogs

Recently, I’ve been trying to learn more about the American Health Care System - it’s general workings, it’s history, it’s problems, etc... Today I listened to a great episode of "This American Life" on NPR. It described how insurance companies in the US evolved - starting in Baylor, Texas as a way to get people into hospitals during the depression ($1 a day was much more affordable than the cost of one trip to the hospital) and expanding during WWII when there weren’t enough workers to go around and companies needed to find ways to lure people to work for their business without offering pay raises (all salaries were frozen nation-wide as part of the war effort).
Beyond chronicling the history of how American ended up with an absurd system in which employers pick health care for people, the show also discussed pet health insurance plans as a model for humans. Apparently these plans are less profit-driven and more of a win-win-win (pet’s family pays less, doctors get more, insurance makes a profit) than the human system. Who would’a thunk it? In charting the success of pet health care, they followed the story of Harriet the Hedgehog from Wisconsin who had to take anti-psychotic medicine (it worked!). Harriet made me ponder something entirely unrelated to health care - namely, where the hell did Sonic the Hedgehog’s looks come from?

Stop the music!



Musicians Protest Tunes Used in Interrogations
By Bernie Becker
This time at least, musicians Tom Morello and Trent Reznor want the music turned down.
Mr. Morello, formerly of Rage Against the Machine, and Mr. Reznor, of Nine Inch Nails, are among a group of musicians who have joined the National Campaign to Close Guantánamo and are supporting the group’s efforts to declassify records dealing with the use of music in detainee interrogations.
Previously declassified records and other reports have already documented some of the uses of loud music, including the playing of recordings by Nine Inch Nails and Rage Against the Machine. With the help of the National Security Archive, this group hopes to learn more about the use of music as an interrogation technique by filing Freedom of Information Act requests on Thursday with a host of government agencies — including the Defense Department, C.I.A. and F.B.I.
Mr. Morello, R.E.M. and The Roots said in statements that they were outraged that music had been used in interrogations and called for the closure of the detention center at Guantanamo. Other musicians backing the effort include Pearl Jam, Jackson Browne and Rosanne Cash.
“We have spent the past 30 years supporting causes related to peace and justice – to now learn that some of our friends’ music may have been used as part of the torture tactics without their consent or knowledge, is horrific,” R.E.M. said in a statement. “It’s anti-American, period.”
A White House spokesman indicated that loud music was one of the techniques tossed away during a policy shift on interrogations announced shortly after the president’s inauguration. And according to The Associated Press, a C.I.A. spokesman said, when the music was used, it was not employed “for punitive purposes — and at levels far below a live rock band.”
Aaron Harison of Keep America Safe — the recently formed group that accuses President Obama’s administration of “turning away from the policies that have kept us safe” — said the group would not comment on the new move.
Jayne Huckerby of the International Human Rights Clinic at the New York University School of Law, which represents two former detainees who faced music as an interrogation technique, said the Thursday filings could increase the understanding of the “psychological impact this had on the individuals that were subjected to it.”
“We’re far away from understanding” the extent music was used in interrogations, added Ms. Huckerby, who also pointed to a United Nations finding that the “sounding of loud music for prolonged periods” violated its Convention Against Torture.
According to Ms. Huckerby, Mohamed Bashmilah, one of the detainees represented by her group, has indicated that both “excruciatingly loud western rap and Arabic music” and “deafening music” were used while he was detained. Recordings by Metallica, Britney Spears and even from Sesame Street have also been employed as interrogation techniques, according to previous reports.

Kate Doyle, senior analyst for the National Security Archive, said that previous filings had not concentrated specifically on the use of music in interrogations.
“We expect to obtain documents that name bands and songs that were used in detainee interrogations,” she said. “The very small handful that we’ve already seen came up accidentally during requests that we’re not targeting music.”
Still, it’s hard to say how long it will take before Thursday’s filing produces any documents. Some of the petitioned agencies, Ms. Doyle said, have a history of being more responsive than others to information requests.
The filing comes two days after a group, the National Campaign to Close Guantanamo, released its first advertisement, which criticized Congress for standing in the way of efforts to close the detention center.

The list of songs:
1. Fuck Your God – Deicide

2. Die MF Die – Dope

3. Take Your Best Shot – Dope

4. White America – Eminem

5. Kim – Eminem

6. “I Love You” – Barney The Dinosaur

7. Bodies – Drowning Pool

8. “Enter Sandman” – Metallica

9. Meow Mix TV commercial


11. “Babylon”– David Gray

12. Born In The USA – Bruce Springsteen

13. Shoot To Thrill – ACDC

14. Stayin’ Alive – Bee Gees

15. All Eyes On Me – Tupac

16. Dirrty – Christina Aguilera

17. America – Neil Diamond

18. Bulls On Parade – Rage Against The Machine

19. American Pie – Don McLean

20. Click Click Boom – Saliva

21. Cold – Matchbox 20

22. Swan Dive – Hed P.E.

23. Raspberry Beret – Prince

24. “Dirrty,” Christina Aguilera

25. “Shoot to Thrill,” AC/DC

26. “We are The Champions,” Queen

27. Britney Spears “…Baby One More Time”

28. Barry Manilow “Mandy”

29. Captain & Tennille “Muskrat Love”


31. Neil Diamond“America”

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Ode to Odwalla

Last night, I heard Greg Steltenpohl, founder of Odwalla and co-founder and CEO of Adina, speak on the topic of entrepreneurship. He emphasized the importance of Angel Investors instead of Venture Capitalists (who often only want to sell a company, not create one with hopes of longevity) and highlighted that businesses will often has chasms in their growth cycle (see Odwalla’s e. coli fiasco). But, while all investors rationally accept that their will be bumps in a company’s development, they prefer to see unrealistic business plans overripe with pure growth projections. People looking to invest their money, Steltenpohl noted, are ultimately looking for something to place hope in, not a levelheaded, dry projection of the future.

Beyond all this business advice, we also gleaned trinkets of background info on Odwalla, the company Steltenpohl founded in the 1980s in a brushy shack in Santa Cruz. Steltenpohl started the company because he hated his job and didn’t have any money – pretty simple, eh?

Steltenpohl’s girlfriend at the time was a waitress. She often complained about having to hand squeeze the “freshly squeezed orange juice” they advertised on their menu. No one in the restaurants liked making the juice themselves, but it had the larges profit margin of any item on the menu and the owners wanted to keep the fresh-squeezed stuff around.

Armed with the awareness of this “problem that no one yet recognized as a problem,” Steltenpohl borrowed $200 from his girlfriend and bought a juicer. From the day the company started all through the following year, he woke up at 3:00 a.m. to juice oranges. He’d then take his freshly squeezed orange juice to the back doors of local restaurants where he’d sell it in bulk. Every week for the first year, his business doubled. Eventually it grew to where it is today, complete with many different flavors in juice (including a green drink no one but Steltenpohl believed would sell, and now is the company’s biggest seller) and even energy bars.

Eventually, the company went public and was sold to Coca-Cola (Steltenpohl left before Coke took over. He told us “he didn’t start the company to become that [a division of the Coke empire]”). Steletenpohl has since started Adina drinks. He cites a young Senegalese woman as his inspiration. Coke and Pepsi, this woman once explained to him, only moved into Senegal in the last 10 years but have already usurped the market that traditional, healthful drinks such as Hibiscus and Ginger juice occupied for centuries. Steletenpohl hopes that Adina will eventually reintroduce the native flavors that were taken from such African countries.

And, as a final note on the night, I learned what "odwalla" means (it's actually pronounced "ODE-wayla," not "ODD-walla"): apparently it is from a song by Roscoe Mitchell called "Illistrum," that Steltenpohl and his friends loved. I guess I need to start listening to mythical lyrics more closely!

Friday, October 16, 2009

Thank you, the National

interesting note: the dude on the far left looks just like Mr. Collins from the recent Pride & Prejudice movie


The National lyricist and lead singer Matt Beringer writes prose to music. The imagery is so rich, thick. Here are some of my favorites from their songs:

"Fake Empire"
Tip-toe through our shiny city
with our diamond slippers on.
Do our gay ballet on ice,
blue birds on our shoulders.
We’re half awake
in a fake empire.


"All the Wine"
I'm put together beautifully
Big wet bottle in my fist, big wet rose in my teeth
I'm perfect piece of ass
Like every Californian
So tall I take over the street, with highbeams shining on my back
A wingspan unbelievable
I'm a festival, I'm a parade

And all the wine is all for me
And all the wine is all for me
And all the wine is all for me

"Slow Show"
Standing at the punch table swallowing punch
can’t pay attention to the sound of anyone
a little more stupid, a little more scared
every minute more unprepared
I made a mistake in my life today
everything I love gets lost in drawers
I want to start over, I want to be winning
way out of sync from the beginning

I wanna hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I’m very, very frightening
I’ll overdo it

Cynically Delish

Moustache Cake (SO in right now)
Cupcakes + Art + Puns = San Francisco-based bakery Cynically Delicious. At only $2 a pop, even I can afford one!
Titty Cake

Mike Cake (Monster's Inc)

Cupcake for Change

Poop Cake


Car Cake

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